hey guyz! ok, so have you ever seen any ad of fair and lovely or any such fairness product? hi handsome hi handsome(remember? hilarious....) anyways, i encountered a really funny thing which i wish to share with you or grant you with the holy opportunity to know something really extraordinary.
so, today, again, no jason and like last time, i am too glad to be true. hes off on a vacation with some new chic who he calls 'my bikini babe', so, only when he comes back, youll get to know more about whats going on with him. i am not missing him so its better if you guyz dont too, and anyways, i am not that boring...or am i? whatever you might think, i dont give a damn and you just shut up your ugly mouths and read my story.
so what happened was that i was roaming around the streets of the country i am in (thine sacred name must not be taken) and i saw a really funny ad which was promoting skin tans and well, it was everywhere, every tram station, every street and well...everywhere! people are despirate to go black here and then, theres india. a country where women do not get guys coz they are not fair , a country where being fair is worshipped, where it has a huge significance to the extent of being rediculous. here, people see sun and they strip naked for a tan, and theres india, where people fear the sun as if its some one eyed monster.
so, my question. why are people not contended with what they have and why are they always finding the grass greener on the other side? is it just an attempt to be different or is it a fight to prove that youre a rebel, revolting against nature itself? whites wanna go brown coz everybody around them is white and browns wanna go white for the same idiotic reason. why have people stopped appreciating what they have? can humans be ever satisfied? now thats a million dollar question which nobody can answer, i guess.. so what would you like t have mam, a tan or white?
Monday, May 12, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
MASCULINISM
well, its been a long time, i guess, since you last heard from me and i am sure you must be worried and keen to know where ive been for so many days. well, dont worry i am alive and was around but had piles of projects to finish, so couldnt really find time for you guys(i know it sounds pretty rude...but well, truth is bitter my friend!)
anyways, today i have a very interesting thing to share, something which i truly believe in but sounds pretty lame to everybody who listens to me and they just simply stare at me as if i am some specie of an alien race speaking jamaican, and give that irritated expression which simply means 'dude! just listen to yourself, what shit are you talking?'
well, so today jason is not a part of the story for a change, and i am glad to have found some story without his holy involvement. so, what happened was that i accidentally opened the television last night(accidentally, because, it was actually an accident, an affair of chance my friend) and then when it was booming the house down, i decided that, well, when its opened i might aswell oblige the poor idiot box with my sacred stare. so, i aimlessly started flipping the channels to finally freeze on some news which was covering some women activists fighting for female rights, screaming 'we want rights for women' and stuff of that sort.
well, i watched that funny act for some time but honestly, it left me thinking. well, its a country which propogates equality and has given ,well, a little too much, come to think of it, rights and privileges to women that now men are, what i feel, deprived of rights. we have special quotas for women, special reservations for women, exclusive seats for women, but for men? nothing! because well, 'what are men? they dont need anything right? who cares about them, whose concerned about how much progress they make or whats their right and position in the society?`
funnily, the present day scenario is that women are being delivered all that the government call 'for the motive of equality' which is a bit more than equating, leaving men way behind the league. so is it our fault that we are more in population? thats not an excuse to snatch away our pride from us, and today i declare that i will stand up for male rights and unleash a new campaign of social justice called 'masculinism'. so all men of the world who feel that they are being pushed back into subservience, stand up and raise your voice, you have the freedom to rise, to voice your opinions and attain yout rightful throne. so what are you waiting for men, charge!!!!
anyways, today i have a very interesting thing to share, something which i truly believe in but sounds pretty lame to everybody who listens to me and they just simply stare at me as if i am some specie of an alien race speaking jamaican, and give that irritated expression which simply means 'dude! just listen to yourself, what shit are you talking?'
well, so today jason is not a part of the story for a change, and i am glad to have found some story without his holy involvement. so, what happened was that i accidentally opened the television last night(accidentally, because, it was actually an accident, an affair of chance my friend) and then when it was booming the house down, i decided that, well, when its opened i might aswell oblige the poor idiot box with my sacred stare. so, i aimlessly started flipping the channels to finally freeze on some news which was covering some women activists fighting for female rights, screaming 'we want rights for women' and stuff of that sort.
well, i watched that funny act for some time but honestly, it left me thinking. well, its a country which propogates equality and has given ,well, a little too much, come to think of it, rights and privileges to women that now men are, what i feel, deprived of rights. we have special quotas for women, special reservations for women, exclusive seats for women, but for men? nothing! because well, 'what are men? they dont need anything right? who cares about them, whose concerned about how much progress they make or whats their right and position in the society?`
funnily, the present day scenario is that women are being delivered all that the government call 'for the motive of equality' which is a bit more than equating, leaving men way behind the league. so is it our fault that we are more in population? thats not an excuse to snatch away our pride from us, and today i declare that i will stand up for male rights and unleash a new campaign of social justice called 'masculinism'. so all men of the world who feel that they are being pushed back into subservience, stand up and raise your voice, you have the freedom to rise, to voice your opinions and attain yout rightful throne. so what are you waiting for men, charge!!!!
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